OK, need a second verse
We've got a local lad from Eastbourne
And another one from Brighton
And and an Argentine/Itaaaaaaa-lian
That looks like a bit like Jeeee-sus
Son [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] OK grandad......
Same applies in the city to be fair. When I started, non-shiny shoes were an instant bollocking from your Assistant Manager. Nowadays no-one seems to bother with the old Kiwi.
Not in my 20-odd years of commuting from Sussex to London they haven't. Scruffy doesn't begin to describe a fair number of the staff. I guess (given the NSC age-poll) that counts as recent.