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Thank you, but no thank you.

To be fair, my iPhone is on its last legs, and that was why I agreed to my (hugely over enthusiastic) partner’s request to sit and watch the thing. While she had the good grace to pretend to be amused by my reaction to it, I like to think I won’t be invited back to the next one. As much as...

Am currently being forced to watch an Apple product announcement ‘event’. If ever an organisation has disappeared entirely up its own arse, Apple is that organisation. There was a sketch in which they were audited by Mother Nature. They are now wanking lyrical about their phones having a...