No more lads bantz, also no more just using the shower without a second thought. What if Jamie accidentally sees your todger? Before you know it, his missus will be bitching all over Instagram comparing it to various foodstuffs, vegetables etc.
While the DM of course loves to peddle extreme comparisons to stir up indignation, I do admit this one got a "yeah, fair point" from me – they compared the Wagatha Christie circus with that BBC podcaster/journalist who's managed to raise 3.3m for cancer research from her deathbed over the past...