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Suppose it gives us all a last chance to log into the ‘Anyone else playing Wordle’ thread.

In fact, a building over three storeys usually suffices.

Uh, Zuhlinski? Ain’t that that ho Monica that commie liberal Bill Clinton was screwin’ in the White House?

I’ve just heard that Alan’s brand new speedboat unexpectedly blew up this afternoon, tragically killing him. These things do happen, you know. Contrary to what some might say, there’s no sinister connection to the recent mysterious deaths of almost all Russia’s ruling elite. Absolutely not. Pure...

Yes, but did you pick up the folded newspaper he’d casually left on the bench next to you?

Yes, then turn it back on again when they reach Nova Kakhonka.

It’s also getting too late in the year to be planning significant land operations really, unless you have the equipment, clothing etc for winter warfare. Which I doubt the Russians do, seeing as their army is largely equipped with t-shirts and water pistols.

Maybe they’re just trying to hold his shaking and twitching hand still for the photo, seeing as he doesn’t have his usual giant table to grip onto?

The results announcement was already taped on Tuesday last week, ready to be shown soon. Apparently there was 135% in favour!

Not liking these sham 'referendums' that are being announced today. They may seem like an odd and pointless diversion, but actually there's a pretty sinister agenda here. That's because the results will, of course, conveniently show huge majorities voting to join Russia (ie 120% in favour and...

So, given his track record so far, he'll be using one then?

Or will there just be 50 unfortunate balcony accidents over the next few days...?

Yup – from perfume sprayed on a door handle in Salisbury, to someone dying from a toad toxin the other day, he's certainly deployed some novel methods…

To make up for the lack of a ruler?

And trained them. Thus helping Al Qaeda become far better armed and trained than it ever would have done otherwise.

Russia is saying that NATO is effectively at war with them, because NATO is supporting Ukraine. But how we can be at war, when it’s not a war? Isn’t it just a ‘special operation’?

Don’t think we need that much, a typical war only costs around a billion dollars a day. Need to leave these oligarchs with a few hundred billion each, surely - the upkeep can be pricey to run 10 personal super yachts, 45 penthouse apartments around the world etc etc.

And makes even more of a farce Putin’s justification for his “special military operation” as getting rid of a “Nazi” group in Ukraine.

While Russian ground forces running low on supplies, fuel, food etc is a positive, I think the ground war is increasingly irrelevant anyway. Putin’s tactic now largely seems to be long-range missiles pummelling urban areas. A lot harder for Ukraine to fight back against that, unfortunately.

In fairness, given the gerrymandering plus that the Republicans are currently doing to the electoral system there, the US won’t be a democracy at the next election either. Even more so if Trump does run.