Respect to you buddy - nothing to apologise for on here, you gave us all some great entertainment by starting the thread. Hope hangover clears soon #banter
Ok, without knowing what they were doing that was so bad, can I guess - was it one of the following?
1 - kept pulling the bobble on your hat to make it look like a gnome
2 - poking you in the side causing you to jump slightly each time as way of reflex
3 - giggling profusely
4 - tickling you
5...