Couple of others things I've done because I was a CRETINOUS MORON as a teenager and I need to cleanse my soul.
Stole a seat from Selhurst Park twice. Got it home the first time, got caught the second. Tried to claim I didn't know how the wooden seat has got under my jacket and spent a night in...
I was at Reading Festival last year. It was the Saturday night and I was already pretty spangled. Few of us watching someone on the main stage and doing the odd little booster key when somebody jokingly asked what would happen if you eyeballed MD, as somebody (not me) had done an eyeball shot of...