For Secret Santa at the (always dull) firm's Christmas lunch.
A colleague got an obnoxious **** bald colleague, a hair comb in which he'd hack-sawed out all of the teeth. In front of a baying crowd, the fuming victim tossed it angrily into a bin within a nano-second.
Not pleased one jot = a...
Used the Sea Life Centre prank on the office goon. Left a formal telephone message on his desk to call Mr.C.Lyons on 01273 ........ . He fell for it. The Sea Life Centre are used to these calls and joke back.
Similarly to call Mr.G.Rarf at the Drusillas telephone number.
We altered the male toilet on one floor, using the coin trick, from the outside from vacant to engaged. The resident dick on that floor kept trying to use it, for some considerable time, returning again and again, desparate. This went on into the early evening until he cottoned on. Just five...