And whilst Googling the lyrics I discovered that Royal Blood did a cover of it a few years ago:
So someone get Ben Thatcher on the case of helping re-write the lyrics, then get it spread around to catch on.
If all goes well we could be singing it at Wembley in May, then Royal Blood can play...
Even if we can just get the chorus going that would be great... and if anyone can put some more words together that people can sing all the better.
One verse doesn't need much modifying to be:
When you gonna score for me, s-score for me?
Is it just a matter of time, Mitoma?
Is it d-d-destiny...