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[Humour] Great comedy lines
And, in honour of your avatar "I met a beautiful woman on a mountain trail. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off." (and a 5 year ban from the BBC in 1944 :lolol:)- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
You shouldn't say things like that together, you could confuse a stupid person- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
She said "why have you got two £20 notes in your hand" and he said "Oh the other one is from the man who shat in my pants"- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
"I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part"- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
But these fokkers were messerschmitts- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
The cake of cheese ? The dirty bastards- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
If it's a girl they're calling it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy, they're naming it Rodney, after Dave- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
You're in the right ballpark, it actually says cock, piss, Partridge- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
These are small, but the ones out there are far away- WATFORD zero
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
A few to get started "I am playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order" "Don't tell him, Pike" "I hear you're a racist now Father"- WATFORD zero
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