Why do I have images of a deep south family trying to "convert" one of their children from being gay, but instead your brother tied to a chair with nothing but bacon being cooked, whilst the local padre screams at him, 'are you cured'.
Vegetarians are allowed no say in this matter, please move along.
However before you go, for whatever reason vegetarians do not eat meat, but for some reason have things like veggie bacon, why? If you do not want the real thing, you are not allowed to try and recreate the taste on a cardboard...
Chips with breakfast are wrong.
Hash browns, bubble and squeak, even sauté spuds are acceptable, but not chips.
Mustard in any breakfast type sarnie makes the meal.