You must have been on a sabbatical. Imagine the club staff having to bite their tongues as they go ahead with the most embarrassing tribute in their history. Yeah, a foreigner who knows nothing about our club or football in this country singing a rousing song will go down wonderfully with the...
That would be weird. You say 'it's my pleasure after someone thanks you for holding the door open for them (unaware that you only did it so you could perv on their arse as they walk through - I jest). I'm not actually sure what secret pleasure means, but it sounds dodgy.