I don't want to give them free advertising.
Oh no, I've been duped. I've called up and said 'I'd like to have a quick f*** please' and the lady has politely replied 'I'm sorry it looks like that on the flyer, it's actually a quick FLICK'. Since I was already on the phone I've ordered that.
Just had a flyer through the door. Checked out the website, they are a genuine cleaning company.
Am I just out of touch with what cleaning companies do these days?
The flyer reads:
If you are looking for a quick f***
or deep session we can meet your needs,
All our staff hold CSCS cards and are...