If we get promoted, I'm going out on the lash (obviously). It would be a fantastic day. You, however, will be too drunk to enjoy it after a couple of pints.
Hi Laridae, thanks for posting. My thoughts are that your idea is really ****ing shit.
Why the **** would I want to give up alcohol until May? Not only is the odd glass enjoyable, but it's also a useful coping mechanism for when the referees let us down.