If you were (let's say) an amateur hack bizarrely allowed into the Albion pre-match press conference every week, would your first question to Gus be:
a) What are you finding most difficult about managing in this division?
b) Are you going to have significant funds to spend in January?
or
c) What...
Should we all be getting excited about the Greece v Turkey basketball quarter-final of the European Championships tonight? A Greek mate of mine was trying to convince me today it was sport at its most raw.
Why is it that when you're playing snooker, the one frame where you're playing like a total **** and missing everything, when you do finally pot a red you add terrible luck to dire play, go straight in-off with the cue ball and leave easy ones over pockets all over the table?
Why are the world heavyweight finance ministers from the G20 meeting in the South Lodge Hotel, Lower Beeding this weekend rather than one of the world's great capital cities?
How do I leave a board but at the same time still keep posting and call everyone a racist because they don't agree with me about something totally unrelated?
I know, it's a tricky one.