Got a non-digital photo of it somewhere, tho can't currently be arsed to dig it out. One of the first signs you used to see after disembarking the Sydney Harbour to Manly ferry was a shop boasting the sign 'Manly Trouser Alterations'.
Used to love - in a grim sort of way - the pitifully rubbish sign that was PYSCHO SNACKS (or similar, sorry forget 'correct' misspelling of the place) outside Haywards Heath station. At no point in DECADES did anybody appear to think that a makeover of some sort was in order :lol: