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Not to mention some award-winning quotes... 'Mr Schofield, who lives in Ringstead Road, said: "I didn’t even have time to wipe myself.' 'Mr Schofield added: "It was so frightening. It was like a wild animal.'

'And that's just the tip of the iceberg...' (um, maybe)

and this one, kinky goings on in Erith. http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10520678.Erith_man_faces_prison_after_trying_to_lick_commuter_s_ankles_on_a_train/?ref=mr

Dartford mother grows strawberry in shape of a penis http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10537534.Dartford_mother_grows_strawberry_in_shape_of_a_penis/?ref=mr