Money. BBC Breakfast has just run an item about how dirty money is. A professor had been doing research into how many viruses and bacteria were on coins and notes. Eighteen different varieties including ecoli.
That's because people can feel quite ill with a heavy cold, but HR managers across the country said, Only a cold, I'm sure you could have worked'.
So people who got a heavy nasty cold then rang in to say they had flu, to make it sound worse.
Real flu is a killer, and incapacitates you for...