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Anyone told you you'll grow into it yet?

Read through some of that this morning, was promising but kind of died a death when nothing eventually happened. Saying that the best comment was by an HR manager who once had to investigate who was persistantly snapping a colleague's carrot sticks in half.

I'd either reply 'Development' or 'Fish', depending on the mood.

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Couldn't you reply with one saying 'touching cloth'?

Seeing that she thinks someone is adjusting when they aren't you may as well adjust the thing just to annoy her.

Did you ask her whether it was the Herderian sense of the genius or the Hegelian view of constant dialectical clash?

Are there any dogs in the office? If so every time he sings howl like one - either he'll stop singing or ban dogs from the workplace.