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How about you give a counter argument or challenge anything I've said that isn't true? You can't because you know deep down what I've said is true and you support a club stuck in a time warp, unable to adapt, improve or progress beyond its next Sky paycheque - something your ultra thick ultras...

Much as I'd like us to go up we are nowhere near being able to predict that with any degree of certainty, I'm not so certain being in the Premier League is all its cracked up to be, its expensive and a battle just to avoid relegation for most clubs and we'll be no exception - other than we'll do...

Its not a stadium any more is it? Its the Selhurst Soccerdrome surely??

22 points from the last 10 games, yep we're shitting it big style. Your paltry 5 points from the last 10 games however makes it less likely we'll be stepping inside your cesspit of a stadium any time soon. Enjoy your spiral into the lower leagues as your overpaid mercenaries bankrupt you for a...

Spare a thought for Palace fans everywhere! Imagine, you've had the shittiest footballing weekend ever and been utterly spanked by the bottom team in the League who handed you your arses on a plate. Your miserable weekend looks like giving you a brief glimmer of happiness and lift your mood of...

You've had a shit stadium since the 1980s since you've done stuff all to it to improve it in that time other than some cosmetic pikey cladding and some other crappy bits and bobs. You've now finally got an equally shit team to match your ambition and stadium, well done.

Good, I hope you are feeling really fookin miserable.

His hair was all wrong, gone off for some urgent L'Oreal treatment

From the BBC text commentary: ..Cabaye's delivery flies through the area, finding its way to Zaha, who falls but Andre Marriner isn't even slightly interested in the penalty appeal. Nothing's changed.

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter, consider Palace dripping in glitter at this current time. This is all good, need them to just keep within touching distance of 4th bottom until the final game of the season away to Man Utd, them needing just a draw to stay up and losing 1-0...

Loving the way that has been photoshopped to make Fat Sam's swede and body look twice the size of a minuscule Sammy Lee :D

Hanging on by goal difference alone now. Makes todays defeat a bit easier to take.

Oops my bad, I get so excited at everything red and blue I just can't function sometimes! At least we have a whole week to prepare for this massive fixture.

Spare a thought for the plucky FA Cup minnows Palace this evening when they replay their match v Bolton. There's sure to be a bumper crowd for this, one of their biggest fixtures of the season.

They refer to us as Tarquins and the Weed, the least offensive insults I could ever imagine, is anyone remotely bothered or offended? They are desperately clinging on to the one and only thing they have over us and that is 4th bottom in the Premier League. If they go down I hope they go into...

My personal favourite bits Presenter, "What have Palace ever won?", William, "You must be drunk, are you drunk?". And the bit where poor Willie couldn't even answer why Allardyce left Sunderland was comedy gold, I was wetting myself. It just got funnier and funnier as he waffled on...

I've just had a look at the palace BBS! I feel like I've soiled myself but it is a morale boosting visit for any Albion fan right now. There's a thread titled - 'Matchday experience costing us points' which is simply priceless! Some gems include: 'All I could hear on way home out of the ground...

A few photos to cheer up all the Palace lurkers:

I have to say, so far this has been the most delightful season of palace baiting for a very very long time. They seem to be in complete meltdown in every department, a really satisfying toxic train wreck of a club, massive turnaround required to avoid the drop but frankly they don't seem to have...