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My rotary washing line cover got a gust under it and took off like a rocket never to be seen again, quite an impressive launch actually. Lost one fence panel so far with others looking none too clever, actually technically they are my neighbours and she'll be paying to replace! Had to go out and...

That's some tale of derring do but earlier I replaced my greenhouse door which had been blown off! And put some plastic bottles back in the recycling bins as the wind had strewn them down my drive!! I can now see two buckets doing a merry dance on my patio and the BBQ leaning over at an alarming...

Well not really, all they've done is predict crap weather for the last 2 months solid (almost every day in fact) during the season when we generally get crap weather, it stands to reason that once the inevitable crap weather turns up they then run a headline claiming credit for warning us. The...

"Deadly storms originating in Eastern Europe kill a coach load of pensioners visiting Diana's grave, shock revelations as one of the rescuing police officers is revealed to be a paedo" There I think I've covered every Express headline for the last 5 years.