Very good.
The reason they are all wearing trousers is because some girls wear their skirts too short and they can't seem to stop them. So putting everyone in skirts wouldn't really solve the problem, would it.
Whilst deep thinking can be appropriate at times, in this instance it seems to have...
Very odd. I'd just stick Head Boy on any future applications etc and let the PC brigade wet themselves over what to call it. It's a good accolade though, well done Marshy Jr