Funnily enough, only three months after posting my "policeman in court" story (post 41) on here, I went to a reunion meal just a few weeks back, which unsurprisingly turned into a boozy night. PC Pants-Wetter was not in attendance and nobody really seemed to know where he had ended up but of...
I should have added a footnote to the last post, saying that no-one was long-term harmed in the outlined incident. I suspect that a few readers would be overly concerned it was a policeman!! :O
Once, a good few years back now. We were going to the funeral of an old aunt of my wife's and I had a light grey suit on (black tie, though!). We were just about to leave home and I thought I'd better have a final quick toilet visit before departing. However, the bladder was barely full and as I...