Not sure how @Your Mum (the real one, not Queen Elizabeth) tried to explain all those devilish things in order to make it easier for you, but I can assure you it was consensual. (y)
As for irrelevant... you, your monarchy, your collection of naff celebrity role models and the law-obedient...
You are talking to someone who described the vandalisation of a few petrol pumps as "terrorism".
The bloke is easily the most conservative and square member on this board.