What? I buy about a half a dozen football shirts a month, it's my hobby. When I saw that my team, the Albion, had now entered then echelons of fakery I decided I wanted one. I'll probably buy 2 or 3 of our current (men's) home shirt over the course of this season as and when ones I want become...
Er, I said I went in to buy the missus a women's shirt and when I saw it I thought it looked more fake than an actual fake. I didn't buy it on that basis. When the regular home shirts are back in stock I'll buy her one of those. My reasons for previously buying the fake don't come into it.
Went into the shop this morning to buy the missus a women's home shirt, my God they are terrible, they look more like a fake than the fake shirt I bought.
She'll have to wait till they get some more stock of the regular shirts.
The shelves are bare in there, only kiddies size home shirts...