I'm sitting in the railway station.
Got a ticket to my destination.
But for a night or more I’ll stand my useless ticket in my hand
And I will never understand why every service has been canned.
Homeward bound,
I wish I was,
Homeward bound,
Hove – No trains to bloody,
Hove – No trains to...
'Show me a train to go home,
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed,
We had a train or two about a year ago,
but now we get a bus instead.
We nevermore can roam,
It makes our mouths all foam,
Southern you are ******* *****
Show me a train to go home.'