If anyone can be actually bothered to write all the same stuff they've written for the past 5 years here, today, on this lovely sunny Sunday morning, then the last place this thread needs to go to is the pit.
It needs to remain as a reminder of just how pointless the whole exercise has become.
I'm trying to think of any thread here which may be some kind of template as to how this one will go.
Nope I've got nothing - I can't wait for some original, balanced thoughts from a smorgasbord of posters.