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Nah t'is the UK so the club is more likely to find itself on the wrong end of another 'next time that happens...' post, on a t'internet forum.

In order to get through all the nonsense with the minimal amount of faff, i wear a hat!! Walking towards our entrance I take my cap off. Empty the contents of my pockets into my hat. Fold it over so I don't drop anything. Walk through the pat down holding my hat. Nobody has ever looked in my...

Doris is a wrong'un, they'll get her one day.

That only makes sense if the club also bans drongos that queue for 10 minutes. Get to the front. Then ask Bertram and Tabitha what they would like. Read through the menu twice. Ask if the beefburger is vegan. Check every other pocket for their wallet. Bemoan only having euros. Pay with a card...

I tried to sneak Mitrovic into the ground. Fortunately, as the club don't know what a striker looks like, I got away with it.

I'm sure plenty have been nicked in the past, outside cafes etc. Although I'd question why anyone would wear a £300 helmet for what is a commute ride. In much the same way I'd question why anyone would nick a £30 helmet from outside a football stadium.

Dunno what you lot are moaning about. Coming out of the ESL on Saturday I had a fine selection of up-market flasks to chose from. I also picked up a nice Thundercats flask and sandwich box combo for jnr.