Cycling had a better one
The all conquering Mapei team (no prizes for guessing why they were all conquering) had 3 riders heading towards the finish.
The team owner, sat at home, called the team at the event and picked the finishing order of his 3 riders.
They then proceeded to get into line...
F1 has always loved a team/tyre/points farce and yet people still watch. :shrug:
Perhaps it should be more realistic and have them race round Valley Gardens :lol:
You know you're in the shite when you've been out-ethiced (is a word) by UEFA.
As that can't happen in football, because both Red Bull sides are allowed in the same competition.