The 'it's not fair' tantrums NSC has had over the years, because posters are unable to get free stuff, is amazing.
Made all the funnier by the simple fact that if it was the poster in questions generosity that was being abused, they'd be screaming for a policeman.
Other than the fact the club still win awards for being family friendly, there is still a Christmas party and members for the My Albion + scheme still get free t-shirts, the rest of this post is spot on.