Hmmmmm, clean the bathroom or write the opening treatment for:-
Groß & The Greyhound.
He was an uncompromising law enforcer, he shot his last partner for littering.
Only passing the pysch exam because it was 'Go To Work As A Dog' day.
When they met it was Murder & Mayhem...
I love how Gross and The Greyhound are polar opposites.
Either one could have been MotM (along with many others) but without a single complimentary feature.
They are an ITV3 daytime cop show in the making.