Before today's no show, I think it is the Guardians statologist, was trying to find a comparable team.
He'd got as far as the 9th (ninth) tier and was unable to find a team that hadn't even scored.
I'd hate to think how low he'll have to trawl now.
13 Hennessey
2 Ward
12 Sakho
27 Delaney
3 Van Aanholt
4 Milivojevic
7 Cabaye
10 Townsend
42 Puncheon
15 Schlupp
26 Sako
Remember folks there isn't a player in Sussex who could get into palace's starting XI.
Ah the last night of peace and quiet before they all come back in their droves, making sure their passports are up to day, and preparing for next seasons European campaign...
...not.