While I sympathise with your obvious plight. It might be you've missed the point that most posters on this thread have partners and are therefore less likely to need to avail themselves of visual stimulus while conjoining with Mrs Hand and her five daughters in the five knuckle shuffle.
Totally on the money, in the UK Mrs SouthCoastOwl is completely incapable of finding the HD versions of any channel. Luckily here in France all the channels are in HD except the ones that are in 4K.