This is what happens when you go off piste with the Sausage Sandwich Game, even the Torygraph will pour scorn upon your head, be careful my friend:)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/10013755/When-John-Humphrys-played-the-Sausage-Sandwich-Game.html
Oh no my friend there are only three answers:
Red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all.
....any other relishes, sauces, spreads or condiments just aren't part of the game