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I goggled it so I can just drop it conversation at the next meeting I attend 😎

When you say HR people, I think you mean “Talent Retention “ department?

That’s awful, but if it assists, post your proposed appraisal response here before you submit it and we’ll give it a constructive deep dive review 👍

🤷🏻‍♂️ LEVEL SET If you were pitching a script in Hollywood, you’d likely put some importance on the backstory. That is, the history, events, and important character information that take place before the first page of your script. Without a solid backstory, most scripts would wander aimlessly...

Please tell me what Level Set really means. I’m attending a monthly management meeting next week and really want to drop this into the meeting all nonchalantly like 👍

I attended a 1 hour lunchtime Webinar today on the Procurement Act 2023. Oh F@@@ me, I don’t even know where to begin. Although you’ll be glad to know there are plenty of deep dives arranged if you need more detail. 🤿

Out of interest, is he/she actually testing? My wife is a nurse and even she can’t get test kits.

Doubt if that’s legal?

Wow. That’s almost stalking territory in my book! No wonder you don’t copy her in.

But how does she know she’s not being cc’d in?

For the sake of the planet you really do need to attend that workshop. Think of the children .

Ok, you need to explain the bicycle tube requirement for the key ring please!

I have tried to google the following but am still none the wiser. During a work conference call between myself, a colleague and an external party yesterday, I was “constructively” challenged over some of the content of a report I had produced. I explained the reasoning and logic to my comments...

I remember a friend of a friend telling me in the late 90s/2000s that the dot com company he worked for was so far superior than “traditional “ companies and how the development and lifecycle of his company was 10 times faster than any other company. He was right. They went bust two years later.

You do realise it’s Champions League pop master on Radio 2 all next week? The one time of year I have daily Zoom meetings with the headphones on at 10.30 each day. 😎

It has to be “ if you are a snack, which snack would you be and why would I consider buying you?” Note: I did consider eating instead of buying but it did sound a bit too pervy for a first interview.

In response to the reaching out bollox, I asked one of my team yesterday to Four Tops a client. He got there in the end.

I ate a bag of roast beef Hula Hoops in the office yesterday, and in my head, it sounded like Concorde crashing into a saucepan factory. Despite diligently scoffing with my mouth closed, I still probably sounded like a dinosaur eating a tree. Fortunately I'm of an age now where I don't really...

I have to say that I’m a bit disappointed with you. You shouldn’t be restricting your future coworker to gender binary pronouns..... ....I’ve missed CRISPS 👍

Very proud of myself today after reading this thread a fortnight ago to deliberately for a bit of fun to drop the Straw Man phrase into a Zoom meeting today in a completely irrelevant context ...and no one battered an eyelid 😎