Dave in Prague
When did you last see your partner's face and I hear she's auditioning for the new Dr Who and the DALEKS movie.
Just make sure you live in a bungalow otherwise your s*x life might be non existent what with those stairs.
Haven't read all the posts so I might be castigated and I'm no racist but I hope glorious locations such as Sompting and South Ferring retain their original 'character'.
The Asian barbeque on the beach last summer caused quite a stir amongst the locals, plus quite a few empty lager bottles left...