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Sounds like you had to make a tough decision 11 years ago! My decision was a bit more recent than than yours but for similar reasons plus I became fed up with corporate “bull” and increasingly unhappy at the largesse of the board / senior management team remuneration, of which I was part. The...

Well done - that’s a very polite way to say feck off.

Yes, like an STD 🤦‍♂️. Thanks for reaching out to me

“Level set” is a new corporate phrase invented by someone who thinks they are very, very clever and very important and indispensable.

A good example of the difference between management and leadership. I so despise people like that. Hope he doesn’t drive good people away from your company and that you’ll all stand up to him. Definitely record the meetings.

Wonderful stuff - looks like you’ll be able to keep this excellent thread going on your own for a while!

Happens all the time at home but I’m not brave enough to confront her

Yes, I googled it and it said it means “look at me I’m a pretentious tw*t”

I think it probably meant that you should be prepared for your jaw to drop when you hear more of their corporate bull.

At the “Team retrospective “ meeting do you all have to dress like Jacob Rees-Mogg?

Don’t prejudge them - simply reach out, salute what they put up the flag pole and look forward to the first scrum meeting.

Go on then, don’t keep us in suspense - what happened today?

Just a normal Work Zoom meeting

Appropriately, on the opening day of the Olympics, no post is more deserving of a gold medal. If only I could fathom what it means.

Possibly because their eye lids were closed?

Sad to think that someone was probably paid for that drivel.

He sounds happy in his job!

This is the thread that keeps on giving.....

Well done. Hope you had fun and are still alive.

Does that guy work in the compliance dept?