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On the "Southern plus festive" theme (with humble apologies to Rudolf)… Southern, the poor rail franchise Rarely ran its trains at night And if you ever saw one You’d be overcome with fright Loads of the Albion faithful Suffered lots when trains no-showed Southern would simply tell them Our...

...deliberately so, as a "stand or fall" devotee!:thumbsup::ascarf:

You don't know what you're DOO-ing You don't know what you're DOO-ing

Now is the time for walking Now is the time to bike Hark to the empty platforms As Southern prolongs its strike So sad - the dispute rumbles on And screws the faithful fans You may do your worst But we’re Seagulls first So we’ll make new travel plans We’ve got to get to Falmer To see the Albion...