I watched more of the Royal Wedding than I did the cup final.
Then my friends and family had a barbecue and we all got gloriously pissed on Champagne, Punk and Jaipur.
I’ve had much to celebrate this week. Who won the football btw.
So we now have the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
What I need to know now though, is are they going to sing “And we’re going up to win the cup”
Or “We’ll tell them all, that we stand and fall”
When will that be announced ?