Some of those are brilliant!
My dad's favourite, whenever I said my head/throat/leg/whatever hurts...
"Hmmm... does your face hurt as well?"
"No, why?"
"Cos it's killing me!"
:lolol:
Also stuff like "Dad, who is Mick Jagger?"
"Well, you know The Beatles?"
"Yes...?"
"He wasn't in them"