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0 off 10 balls. Right numbers, wrong order :(

County cricket is f**king sh1te anyway.

Dead :(

Liddle and Hatchett - 1 runs, 3.1 overs. TOP BLOCKING, GENTLEMEN! Hatchett in this innings has now faced more balls than any of Sussex's top order 1-5 batsmen. In this match that's a f**king disgrace.

Zaidi out to Adam Lyth's part-time bowling says it all really. What price the last wicket being a run out?

For me I don't think we can generalise about personnel per se - the fact is recruitment of bowlers has been good, recruitment of batsmen has been abysmal. Even after the golden years of Lewry, Kirtley, CMJ, Mushy we've picked up decent bowlers - Yasir Arafat, Ajmal Shahzad, Ollie Robinson has...

If Zaidi were ever to get the chop from Sussex he could always go into business as a Turd Polisher.

Realistically, once Yorkshire got a lead of over 225 we were struggling, once it went over 250 we were doomed. These players clearly don't believe anymore, questions have to be asked about how the management have got the batting side so wrong - not just this season but for the past two or...

Well done Yardy for digging deep over the last two matches and rounding off his career on a positive note. Once again, top order failure has killed us. Nash, Joyce, Wright, Machan survived a mere 84 balls for 36 runs on a day when we needed to survive 500+ balls and / or score 300+ runs. Piss...

Had we got them out tonight for under 300 I'd have been firmly in the "go for the win" camp. It will be interesting to see who can adapt their game to the circumstances we find ourselves in. The bottom line is I don't think the middle order have the patience for the fight, so at least two of...

Worth noting that in addition to Notts mailing in their performance vs. Hants I see second-placed Middlesex have been crushed by bottom side Worcestershire inside three days. If we go down we go down, but are some of these performances proof that we do play too much domestic cricket?

Er, 68-0 off 15 overs. Looks like Crumble's off the menu.

I disagree, we've got to keep bowling Jordan and the Goff until they drop. This side is incapable of blocking out 90 overs for 190 runs, it's win or bust.

Still 16 overs to be bowled today (light / weather permitting) plus all day tomorrow. Whatever way you dice it up we're fukked in evey hole :(

I do, and we won't.

The Goff strikes, 238/7, a lead of 241. Too little, too late. Another 10 runs and our goose is cooked.

Ashes hero? Ashes Cock Juggling Thundrcvnt more like :(

Nothing says "I'm on the beach!" like a bucket and spade, a Kiss Me Quick hat or a Stuart Broad opening over carted for 9 runs.

I fancy Rab Machan will not make it into double figures, 4 off 4 is my prediction.

Last night I thought Yorkshire would get 275-300 in their 2nd innings, so what's happened today is pretty much par for the course. I really don't think we're capable of chasing down more than 250, so unless we have a good next hour things look bleak. Our chances of staying up probably depend...