We're playing the weakest team in the division at home and we're going to f**k it up.
Our side is carrying more passengers than a Mediterranean migrant boat, with a similar outcome likely.
Why is Shahzad taking a single off the first ball of the over. He's been in 48 balls,, averages 25 in county cricket. Mills
****! There we go, as a type 269/9
Oliver's comments on the Sussex bowling attack: "Please sir, can I have some more?"
70 run feast for the Worcestershire opener. 148-3 and no sign of the smorgasbord ending anytime soon.