Signing Holloway is what Palace would do, signing Adkins is what Reading would do. Signing Oscar is what WE do because we are Brighton. Flairtastic appointment, Tony Bloom continues to deliver. My next pet is going to be called Tony, in honour of the great man.
And what with all of Spanish / Barca contacts we'll be getting the cream of Bayern Munich and Man City's kids on loan. Well, probably not but right now in this dreamlike state the possibilities seem endless...
I have a vision of Oscar and his team - right at this moment - watching videos of last season, focusing on Spanish Dave and Upson.
In addition, I hope this chap Badias will soon be on his way to us as CB.
I understand Oscar's manager tweeted: "There is nothing for us in England, not yet. Brighton still have a manager".
Now the Mirror is tweeting Oscar's been offered the job. So when the hell are we going to sack Gus and make this deal a goer?
Oscar: I'd like to manage Barca one day (best club in the world over the last decade) = ACCEPTABLE
Gus: I'd like to come back here and manage Leeds one day (10th - 6 places below us and a 'has been' club) = SACKABLE FVKKING DISGRACE
Just a reminder that Luis Enrique managed Barcelona B then Roma in Serie A, and has played many times for Spain, Real Madrid AND Barcelona. Ticks most of the boxes as Oscar, and some more. I'm not sure about the Cruyff seal of approval though.
The Maccabi website makes for interesting reading. Obviously Johann Cruyff really rates the guy because he recommended him to his son Jordi, and if Johann rates him he must be good.
Maccabi Tel Aviv have announced the departure of head coach Oscar Garcia, who has decided to leave the club...