Just checked in on my oldest west lower seats and it would appear my old neighbour who thinks everyone and thing is a caaaaaaant is still very much active, going by the mosaic of seats available around him
Looks like there’s a case for Secret Seater this Xmas for those seat neighbours you love most. Top recommendations so far
1) Veet
2) Listerine
3) personal Trainer voucher
4) An intervention