Think you'll find most people stay in their seats and watch what they've come to see. Those who really feel the need to miss the middle portion of the game perhaps need to look at themselves and decide if they have the desire to actually be bothered to follow the team.
You can drink for hours before and after the game mainly unhindered. Longer than most stadiums, able to watch Sky Sports in reasonable comfort. Due to MP's believing we are thugs we're not able to drink at our seats. To ask the club to meet demand for a 15 minute period is almost impossible, and...
No you're right the club couldn't give a shit.
Only top club I know that has four beers available on draught one of which is a real ale which has to be binned if it doesn't sell (bright beer only last a few days). Uses a local pie supplier instead of a standard shite one. Plenty of kiosks...