Well, if it hadn’t been me it would have been someone else.
The wheel, though? The one with Steve Coogan narration that couldn’t correctly identify which county it was in?
To misquote Basil Fawlty, May I ask what you expect to see from a Brighton-based viewing tower, madam? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of widerbeest sweeping majestically ... etc etc