If this thread is so ridiculous, please feel free to leave it as soon as you like.
Are other clubs' message boards full of bored Albion-supporting teenagers?
Wouldn't you admit that part of the reason he kept faith with his League One players is because his bigger-money signings proved to be, er, not very good?
I give you plucky little Harry Arter, whose 11 yellow cards and one red last season gave him the second-worst disciplinary record in the Premier League. Davy and Dale need to prepared to take evasive action.