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Statements on the global interweb on things like Facepage and Twit often say things like - "the ingredient in this cake recipe will blow your mind..." or "...this weird trick when folding sheets will change your life forever...". But they never do.

Thank you - enlightenment at last!.....but Mr. Franco probably needs to get out more!

I have always been baffled by that second one, I must have first seen it over 40 years ago probably in something like the "Ladybird book of mindless crap for young gentlefolk". I just cannot see how either of them make any sense at all. Incidentally the second one I recall usually finishes...

If you were cut open and all you intestines laid end to end around a football pitch you would die.