Ok, so I appear to have vastly overestimated you.
Your comments would be more suited to twitter, where some equally deluded bellends can go back and forth with similaly inane soundbites.
You have inadvertently stumbled upon a board with actual football fans, who go to actual football games and...
Speaking of divorced from reality...
At least I did notice you chose both 'near' and 'distant' but not the present moment, so you are at least moving towards an acceptance of the current reality.
The only appeal you have is being able to offer life-changing amounts of money. Your reputation is in tatters and your trajectory is downwards, hopefully soon to be of a similar level as when I was growing up. You know, before the shady Russian billionaire showed up.
Feel free to come back to...