Pretty much everyone on here agrees he's a very good lower half of Prem player. No one is disputing that - please point me to where they are.
It's the childish and daft histrionics of BEST PLAYER EVA!!1! that annoys us.
Of course, nothing to stop him being hilariously bad again a la his time at United and to come back with tail between legs for a third stint at Palace.
Honestly, it's so much fun. Next he'll explain that he once again misspoke about the best player thing, and that no, it's the best player with a Z in his name, AHHH gutted you BHA are all idiots etc.
Was a tough find, admittedly.
And yes, to above, I think Ballon D'or nominee and oft-quoted as one of the most skilful players on the planet in his prime, Vicente might have something to say about that.
Hahahahahahaa
I love you so much. Please don't ever change. Get caught out being categorically wrong and just ignores it. Priceless. I can bring up your own quote (you f***ing moron) if you really need me to. Just accept it and let go. It's OK. Zaha is very good. It's OK.
No it wasn't. You asked who was ahead of Mahrez and Zaha last season. You were wrong. Now do the search again properly.
As said, taking both our results into account - mine being the more accurate to, you know, the question being asked - Zaha sits around 5th or 6th. A very good mid-lower Prem...
GroB - 7 goals, 8 assists
Zaha - 9 goals, 3 assists.
Perhaps not far more effective, but yes, more effective. Sorry, initially I did a bit of a Palace fan thing and overemphasised.