Policeman at the Goldstone. Had a beard.
Every time he'd walk past the North Stand everyone would chant PC Beard my lord, PC Beard etc to the tune of Kum Bay Ya.
I don't want to put Poyet in because of the wanky comments we'll get from bitter retards. But at the same time it would be utterly ridiculous him NOT being in here.
Tony Bloom or Wardy will win.
ORRR are you keeping it to players to avoid such controversy?